It’s embarrassing to have to change the design on the same day you go live, but I simply had no choice.

See, it’s hard being evil. Sure, Capitalism’s great but, you know, it’s evil, with people doing things for profit which is really very super ultra evil. On a scale of 1 to Chris De Burg, profit is a whole other dimension of evil.

I thought I’d be able to live with myself, put aside those nagging doubts but, turns out, I can’t. Enough with the sleepness nights. Enough with the daily baby sacrifies and enough with beating up homeless people, orphans and children with speech impediments. I can’t take it anymore – I renounce evil!

While I was away from blogging I reread Marx and I thought, you know, wouldn’t it be nice to be on the side of Good for a change? To love my fellow man uncondititionally, to work towards peace and equality?

Obviously things are going to be difficult to adjust to. Learning to grow up and accept the need to make sacrifices for the Greater Good of the Nation will be hard, and I’ll miss my evil friends, but it’ll be worth it.