Comments on: A Modern, Acceptable Joke

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By: IvanS

IvanS — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:23:07 +0000

A libertarian an Irishman and a totalitarian go into a pub… Isn’t this like “Fight Club” ? Aren’t they actually all the same person ?

By: Charlotte Gore

Charlotte Gore — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:24:47 +0000

Awesome

By: A Scot not from Kirkcaldy, Cowdenbeath or Edinburgh South West

A Scot not from Kirkcaldy, Cowdenbeath or Edinburgh South West — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:15:18 +0000

A Libertarian, with a Totalitarian in tow, goes into a pub. They encounter a Scotsman who promptly drinks the Totalitarian under the table, where he dies. The Libertarian says to the Scotsman “OK, Mac, I’ll be off and sniff out the next of the bastards for you to deal with.”

(in an ideal world, he would start with 10 and 11 Downing Street first)

By: sconzey

sconzey — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:49:39 +0000

This thread made me lol.

@Orenjepan: I don’t think you need a punchline, it plays neatly off the stereotypes of all three.

By: Charlotte Gore

Charlotte Gore — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:39:20 +0000

Something that died out around the same time as “englishman, irishman and a scotsman” jokes I think.

By: Dick Puddlecote

Dick Puddlecote — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:37:48 +0000

Remind me … what, exactly, is a ‘pub’?

By: Andy

Andy — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:27:55 +0000

Sounds like a scene from the Young Ones…

By: Charlotte Gore

Charlotte Gore — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:05:41 +0000

That, “What is it you drink now?” bit had me laughing. Better than my Deus Ex Machina punchline anyway

By: Niklas Smith

Niklas Smith — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 07:55:56 +0000

Go Gore! I will try to think of one myself but I don’t hold out much hope….