There is no such thing as a Brit helicopter, despite the outcome of the rebellion pertaining, to disgruntled colonials, and the lost of the State of Maryland, the property of a personal friend, ….

the US helicopters are our helicopters, ditto cranberry juice, vacuum pumps for ‘dirty’ wounds, the Taliban are dumpster divers, the things they put in their IEDs would shock a Christian conscience.

Tht of course despite the fact they have been thoroughly driven from the field, recent reports that FOB Salerno, had been captured from the US military and used as a wife-bartering market by the victorious Taliban, slightly exaggerated.

The alleged fact the Americans had no lettuce at their embedded Subway restaurants, a pernicious lie, the Americans have plenty of helicopters, some of which can be seen burning, blown up by re-locating US military far too well-supplied to be tolerant of the burden of moving them.

Lord Mandelson of Ballymacarrett

Nick Robinson: Lord Mandelson, there are accusations in the newspapers this morning that the Prime Minister lied when he claimed there were enough helicopters in Iraq. What is your response to this?
Comical Mandy: Nonsense! Lying is forbidden here in the United Kingdom. President… I mean Prime Minister Gordon Brown will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honour and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts. Next question… how about you, Adam?

Adam Boulton: Can you give us a progress report on how things are going in Afghanistan.
Comical Mandy: The Taliban are retreating on all fronts. Their military effort is a subject of laughter throughout the world. Okay… Benedict Brogan.

Benedict Brogan: What is your response to
reports in the morning papers that the IMF have been called in to sort out the nation’s finances?
Comical Mandy: The IMF? They are nowhere near our airports. They are lost. They can not read a compass. They are retarded!
Benedict Brogan: But they’re here – right now. In the press conference room. To your left.
Comical Mandy: I do not see them, they are not there. Next!

Hours of fun to be had here…

I would give the Job to Tony McNulty,

I was doing some work in Denis MacShane’s constituency, Jobcentre were sending young girls to an illegal strip club (lowest wages in Europe, lower even than Romania, no entertainment licence etc.) An illegal strip club.

So the head of the local Jobcentre writes to me, and says they won’t do it again ( as much good as can be expected etc.)

Object start doing Pimpcentre Plus stunts and I raised the issue with McNulty’s private office.

Anyway, all the records get shredded. The only proof Jobcentre ever did it. is their letter to me. the other stuff, lost, shredded or otherwise gone.

If you care so much as so argue about 25,000 pls do just one for me, is my advice.

Rotherham, that’s his billet?

Gregory

Even the REAL Queen only does that once a year!

D

So, you are being unfair, you know that pimp I got off the sex trafficking charge, no loss really he was on a walk anyway, for the pimping, and the clerical error, they did it at magistrates court…

BBC NEWS | UK | Northern Ireland | People-trafficking charge cleared18 Aug 2009 … The first man convicted of people-trafficking in Northern Ireland is to have his record for the crime cleared. Mark Alexander Russell, 38, …
news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/hi/northern…/8208376.stm – Cached – Similar

That one

Well, Nick Davies go eat sh*t, they got his cleaning lady instead and she did do time. The pimp doesn’t spend a day in jail and the cleaning lady has been banged up since last year!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8355574.stm

None of the girls would testify, except to write, they liked her.

Pentameter II has clocked a cleaning lady.

That’s the govt’s message.

Gregory

This is in part true. On many occasions a particular problem has been made worse by Brown’s lack of empathy and communication. It’s almost inconceivable to imagine the Devils triumvirate of Blair/Mandelson/Campbell making such a mess of letter”gate” for example.

Another example was the Gurkhas issue in the summer. It was pretty clear that the Government was going to have to back down but they dragged it on and on to the extent they lost any credit. Blair would have had Joanna Lumley straight round to number 10, photo-op, big cheesey smiles etc…

Blair after Iraq was unpopular true but…. he still won an election.