Nubcake

1. noun: Pejorative; A person of so little skill as to inspire mockery in others

England lose horribly. It’s a massacre. Disappointment turns to laughter. Got to love those Germans – they looked like they were having fun.

I’ll leave the final word to an Anonymous English Football Player:

Yeah, I’m well gutted about leaving South Africa and going back to my fit wife, fast sports cars, big screen telly and loafing around having a laugh until training for the next season begins. Absolutely gutted.