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How the Big Bang Really Ended

June 29th, 2010 at 4:46 pm

DALEK

You will be locked in the Pandorica forever! There is no escape!

THE DOCTOR

That’s where you’re wrong, see. It’s all bit “Timey Wimey” but, after I win I’m going to go back in time and give my Sonic Screwdriver to Rory, who’ll let me out.

DALEK

No! When we win, we will go back in time and destroy Rory so that he cannot rescue you from the Pandorica!

THE DOCTOR

Right, well, in that case, when I win, I’ll go back in time and move Rory to a different location so that you can’t find him.

DALEK

When we win we will plant a spy and follow Rory so that we know where you have hidden him!

THE DOCTOR

Ah, but you’re forgetting one thing, Dalek. I’m the Doctor. I always win. Winning’s cool! No going back in time for you, mate.

Yes it’s the same plot as Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey. Yes I can live with it. Couldn’t have the Doctor languishing inside a box for more than a few minutes now could you?

Also: Fezzes are cool.

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