Thanks for all your support and encouragement, comments, opinions and everything else. It’s been wonderful.

If this doesn’t entirely sum up the ‘you have something we want, so we’re going to take it’ approach to governing that we suffer, what does? Just be glad they’re not using Emergency Powers to confiscate grit from private companies.

Today? Today this pretence of answering questions was utterly abandoned. Brown’s responses to Cameron were pure attack – ranting about Tory policies and plans, rebuking Cameron with the PMQ’s equivalent of “Oh yeah? Well YOU SMELL.”

Controversial, I know, but shouldn’t the speaker have the authority to slap Brown a bit for this? Isn’t that his job?

And, as if to point out what I think most people already know about Chris Huhne, the Liberal Democrats have added their support too, complaining that they should have been rolled out sooner. Thanks Chris.

It’s 2010 now. My dad used to tell me that by this time they expected us all to have flying cars and all that sort of jazz. Instead of that rather cheerful and optimistic vision of the future, what we have instead is onerous queuing, being herded through checkpoints by uniformed goons and  now the possibility that you’ll be randomly selected to be stripped naked by an electromagnetic scanner.

Bin Laden was reported as saying his mission was to destroy liberty in the West. I’d say he’s done pretty well. I was thinking recently about the Twin Towers atrocity and how, even then, we knew that this somehow heralded the start of much darker times. This last decade has felt obsessed with muslims, terrorism, war and oil and then, in the end, economic crisis. The result has been a monumental enlargement of the Government and its power – and almost no discussion or debate around this in mainstream politics. It’s difficult to be optimistic.

Dear Me.

Thanks to the nature of time, nothing I can say in this letter will change anything – at least, that is my hope. Assuming the physicists are correct, what will happen to you is what happened to me.

I don’t remember getting this letter, so presumably this letter will never reach you. I’m supposed to look upon this exercise not so much as a letter to the 16 year old version of myself, rather an open letter to myself reflecting on the 16 years that have since passed – mistakes made, victories gained and so on.

But, on the off chance you really do see this, I need to be a bit more careful about what I say. Time, it turns out, is a great healer, and 16 more years of life experience and knowledge stuffed inside your brain changes your perceptions of yourself, of the world and your place in it. I am very different to you.

I think, if you could see me now, knowing you as well as I do, you’d be enthused with an almost unstoppable passion to change the future, to make sure you don’t turn out like me. I understand that.

But, see, I cannot allow this to happen. I need you to carry on the path you’re on, no matter how wonderful or horrible it might be. If you do anything differently then it might change something, and I wouldn’t be me any more. In fact, just knowing you’re still alive 16 years from now is probably too much information.

So I’m going to tell what’s going to happen to you. Not a god-damned thing. Having said that, in about 12 months Kurt Cobain really is going to kill himself, but then I think you already knew that.

Yours Sincerely,

You (or Me… rather confusing isn’t it?)

I tag a bunch of Lib Dem lady bloggers, cos I’m fairly certain they haven’t been yet: Jennie Rigg, Caron Lindsey, Sara Bedford

OBI-WAN:

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

DARTH VADER:

(hoooo… haaaaaa… hoooo….. haaaaa) Are you sure, Old Man?

OBI-WAN:

Why, of course, Darth. Strike me down and…

DARTH VADER:

(hoooo… haaaaaa) It’s just… well… my Master can shoot lightning from his hands.

OBI-WAN:

Ah, well, quite. No, I mean a whole different kind of power, a power greater than anything you…

DARTH VADER:

And (hoooo haaaaaaa) he controls the entire Galaxy. He’s the Emperor of it.

OBS-WAN:

Ha! A mere trifle, my former pupil. You can’t imagine how powerful I will become if you strike me down. Really, really powerful.

DARTH VADER:

It’s just (hooo haaaa) I can imagine a lot of power, old man. If I strike you down, which, by the way, I’m definitely going to do, you’ll become a corpse.

OBI-WAN:

No Darth. I will become a spooky voice over, able to transmit my thoughts into the mind of a young boy who’s coming to destroy you. The force is strong with that one!

DARTH VADER:

(hoooo haaaaa hoooo haaaaa hoooo haaaaa) I see. I take it the rebellion aren’t able to stretch to long range radios then? You need to throw yourself at the mercy of a Sith Lord and get your ass spanked into oblivion in order to communicate helpful advice to your apprentice?

OBI-WAN:

When you put it like that.

DARTH VADER:

You didn’t think this one through did you? (hooo haaa) You are a fool, Old Man!

OBI-WAN:

Ah, but who is the greater fool? The fool, or the fool who follows him?

(DARTH VADER strikes down OBI-WAN who does not, in fact, at any point, become more powerful than DARTH VADER can possibly imagine)

With thanks to @lingmops

One of the most compelling arguments was the correlation between anti-capitalism and anti-semitism.

The argument goes that, excluded from the sort of unionised, protected jobs available to German nationals, Jewish people set up their own businesses – as, literally, the only means of making a living. They embraced capitalism and trade because it allowed them to feed themselves and their families and they were perceived as being very successful at that.

Of course the German working classes, having been through a depression and economic disaster, saw it differently – they saw Jewish people making a living and not sharing their wealth with the German people. Jealousy quickly turns to hatred, and all it then takes is the right politician to come along to threaten to use the power of the state to redress the balance and, it seems, all hell breaks loose.

I look around the town where I live and I see a disturbing parallel – a hated and despised immigrant population (mostly from Pakistan) whose main source of employment appears to be either self employment or working for other people from Pakistan. Any poverty in the Pakistani community is hidden because the only interactions most white people have with them is when they order take-away, or go into a corner shop, or order a taxi. Others live in the same area – the part of the town that has the cheapest housing – and have watched as the their streets have become increasingly ethnic in appearance. This freaks people out. They don’t like it, and they’re condemned as thought criminals if they say so. Maybe it is, maybe it isn’t… but is it entirely fair or reasonable to force people to think anything through bullying, hectoring, intimidation? If there’s nothing wrong with being the only white person left on your street, why does it need saying? Why do people need to be persuaded of that?

The problem is this: What do you do about it?

Dispersing the immigrant population? How do you do that without evicting them from their homes, ripping them out of their jobs and families? Too fascist.

Preventing them from wearing ‘ethnic’ clothing? Well, how do you do that without passing laws about what is and isn’t acceptable for people to wear? Again, that’s distinctly un-British.

Deport the immigrants: Hard to imagine how that one ends well. Derisory bribes to leave are unlikely to be successful – it would require force and would quickly reduce Britain to the status of a rogue state, an international pariah. International trade would collapse, imports from Britain would be banned and we’d be utterly ruined.

The least worst option appears to be controls on immigration in the first place, it seems. There’s no acceptable, humane or even British way of dealing with immigrant populations once they’re in the country.

But then the question becomes does it really need dealing with in the first place? Apparently so, if you listen to the people who point to crime statistics from certain ethnic minority grouping as if this is the ultimate argument that, yes, immigration is a terrible thing. I’m not convinced. Other people argue that the public services and general infrastructure cannot cope with the growth in the population – which, I think, is a much more valid argument.

The growth in the population has exposed Britain’s planning system as glacial, the dependence on the state to provide infrastructure as in error, and more horrifyingly it’s shown that public services are not properly balanced – theoretically ten thousand more people paying tax should pay for the public services of ten thousand more people – but that is not the case. Public services are not paying for themselves based on the people using them thanks to ridiculous levels of centralisation and woefully inadequate five and ten year plans. More proof, as if it were needed, of the folly of economic planning.

This, I’m afraid, is the real problem. The solution of ‘get rid of the immigrants! Stop them coming in’ might temporarily relieve the stress on infrastructure and public services but it wouldn’t fix the underlying problems – that this is a country that is institutionally incapable of adapting to anything and with an over mighty state stretched far, far, far beyond what it can be reasonably expected to be able to deal with.

And yet we blame the immigrants for this, for daring to expose the limits of our creaking, broken infrastructure. The current reasons for capping immigration is to protect the public services, benefits payments, social housing and job prospects of the people who are already here. It’s socialism, you see, but just for British nationals. Hmmm…. why does that sound familiar?

But then this is the tendency of socialism – this is what happens. It’s inevitable. As the state grows and “gives” more and more to the nationals in its jurisdiction, so the pressure grows to limit who counts as ‘in’ and who counts as ‘out’.

People explode in a self-righteous fury if they believe that one group is getting something their own group isn’t – and this fury is being channelled into the growth of fascist thought rather than providing the political will to stop Governments picking favourites and taking sides.

It may be that the socialists are the most vocal anti-racists, but it is they who’ve created the economic conditions in which racism thrives. It’s they who’ve created a country with a growing obsession with stopping “foreigners” taking advantage of our welfare state, and it’s they who’ve spent the last 100 years telling everyone that Free Trade (which includes free movement of people) is a bad and terrible thing, it’s they who’ve told everyone that the job of the state is to pick sides and pick winners…. and they’re acting surprised, shocked and outraged when people who see themselves as losers in the current system want to use the state for their own purposes?

What exactly did they think would happen? I mean, really? The only way to stop National Socialism in the UK is to stop socialism.

Why? Well, crucially, Facebook seems to get most of its money from scammers advertising through it. This does not sit well with me. Learn the secret of white teeth! Turn yourself into a cartoon! Frustratingly, the tipp-ex they sell you for the teeth thing is highly toxic and they can’t turn you into a cartoon. You’re stuck as a 3D carbon based meatbag not matter what the adverts say.

Then there’s the incessant changing, making things more and more complicated. This is the wrong direction for a mainstream thing like Facebook – they are sowing the seeds of their own downfall, creating an opportunity for someone to come along and replace it with something easier to use, lighter, faster and less  annoying.

It seems every time I log in everything’s moved around again. It’s hopelessly overcomplicated – perfect for those who’ve got the time to spend all day playing on it, figuring out where all the buttons are and how to mute the constant stream of inane shit you’re supposed to put up with. I don’t want to go through a hundred screens to figure out how to protect my privacy properly, or how to avoid hearing that a certain person has become a vampire and do I want to become one too?

Just die already. You hear me, Facebook? Just go! Walk out the door! Don’t turn around now, you’re not welcome any more!

It occurs to me that social networking sites live or die by the sense that ‘everyone’ is on them – that would be ‘everyone’ in the sense of, “If ‘everyone’ were jumping off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?” That ‘everyone’.