Yes, something fantastically exciting is happening today. Something that’s going to make birds sing, turn the sky blue and turn your ‘play Slade one more time mother f**ker. I dare you. I f**king double dare you. Play Slade one more god-dammed time’ blues into the ‘OMG I like SOOO love Xmas music!’ happy happy joy joys.

Yes, I’m talking about the Pre Budget Report. It’s today…. WHAM! Yeah, you’re happy now, right? You’re smiling now!

Spread the word. Spread the love. Pre-Budget Reporting is coming, and I’m assured that Alistair Darling has been making a list, checking it twice and finding out who’s naughty and nice.

I have every expectation that this time I’m going to be in the ‘nice’ category. Oh yes.