The big words from Labour’s Manifesto? People! New! Manifesto! Labour! Support!

Truly I’m inspired. It starts with a beautiful image of a peasant family toiling in the fields taking a break to allow the vision of the Sun of Socialism to illuminate their poor, working class lives. Gone is the slick design of manifesto’s past – say hello to simplicity and crap hand drawn shit. This is the manifesto of a true people’s party, like the Holy Grail is actually the crappy wooden one at the end of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

I’m going to steel myself and read this masterpiece and report back later.